Ashley Naftule

Lemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s Guilt

UNDERGROUND CAVE — A local lemming who survived crossing a narrow bridge over a large cavernous hole after watching many…

3 years ago

Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

KYOTO, Japan —  Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…

5 years ago

I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

6 years ago

New Boyfriend Clearly Just Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…

7 years ago

Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email

SAN FRANCISCO — Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word…

7 years ago