Ashley Naftule

Ashley Naftule

Lemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s GuiltLemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s Guilt

Lemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s Guilt

UNDERGROUND CAVE — A local lemming who survived crossing a narrow bridge over a large cavernous hole after watching many…

4 years ago
Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of IbuprofenNintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

KYOTO, Japan —  Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…

6 years ago
I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an ExorcismI Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

7 years ago
New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old BoyfriendNew Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

New Boyfriend Clearly Just Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…

8 years ago
Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat EmailFemale Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email

Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email

SAN FRANCISCO — Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word…

8 years ago