July 20, 2021 Lemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s Guilt Lemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s Guilt UNDERGROUND CAVE — A local lemming who survived crossing a narrow bridge over a large cavernous hole after watching many of his friends fall to…
February 17, 2019 Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system this spring, following the success…
February 3, 2018 I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super Saiyan and join the fun.…
August 26, 2017 New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Eric Johnson, who…
June 29, 2017 Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email SAN FRANCISCO — Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word death threat email she received…
