September 19, 2018 Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has completely sold out of the…
July 23, 2018 DC Fan Practices Defending ‘Aquaman’ Movie in Mirror DC Fan Practices Defending ‘Aquaman’ Movie in Mirror CHARLESTON, S.C. — Several of local DC Extended Universe fan Shane Thorne’s roomates have confirmed that he has been practicing his inevitable defending of the…
July 5, 2018 Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of a local highway, launching the…
June 30, 2018 Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during what was supposed to be…
February 8, 2018 Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile I’ve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at computer screens, missed out on…
August 19, 2017 One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where an innocent AA battery was…
