October 4, 2019 Opinion: This Isnât Actually a Spoiler Opinion: This Isnât Actually a Spoiler I know you havenât seen The Siege of Trenton yet. You had to work the night of the premiere, I get it, donât worry I…
September 26, 2019 Subreddit Community Split on Whether Mod Died or Got Job Subreddit Community Split on Whether Mod Died or Got Job PITTSBURGH or PHOENIX â Members of the r/GreekPottery subreddit engaged in a community-wide debate this morning after moderator BookrDeLitt remained unresponsive for nearly 48 hours…
September 20, 2019 Review: âLink’s Awakeningâ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You Review: âLink’s Awakeningâ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Linkâs Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and very much unlike you, this…
September 5, 2019 Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always SAN FRANCISCO â A recent issue of the webcomic Tell Me Shy drew praise from members of the introvert community, who applauded the authorâs fearlessness…
August 23, 2019 David Koch Still on Wrong Side of River Styx After Refusing to Pay One-Cent Ferry Tax David Koch Still on Wrong Side of River Styx After Refusing to Pay One-Cent Ferry Tax STYX â Recently deceased billionaire and libertarian political donor David H. Koch was reportedly still camped on the edge of the river Styx this morning,…
August 1, 2019 Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is SEATTLE â After popular streamer Richard âNinjaâ Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoftâs Mixer, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos…
July 26, 2019 Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK NEW YORK â Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby, following an altercation in which…
July 23, 2019 I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free education, and to see how…
July 6, 2019 ‘Super Mario Maker 2’ DLC Lets Mario Wear a Wire to Toad Union Meeting ‘Super Mario Maker 2’ DLC Lets Mario Wear a Wire to Toad Union Meeting KYOTO â Nintendo has announced a new DLC coming to Super Mario Maker 2 later this year, bringing a new set of assets, tools, and…
