Andy Holt

Tedious Baseball Video Game Makes You Play in Minor League for Almost Whole Season

SAN DIEGO — MLB: The Show 21 has received criticism from fans for its single-player campaign, Road to the Show,…

4 years ago

‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood

KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new…

4 years ago

Gamer Captures Bigfoot at Atrocious 1080p Resolution

LONGVIEW, Wash. — Gamer cryptologist Emma Donovan claimed she saw Bigfoot in the woods this morning, but was only able…

4 years ago

Man Gets 4 Episodes Into WandaVision Before Realizing He’s Actually Watching Frasier

MADISON, Wisc. — Local Marvel fan and notorious dumbass Bailey Lynch was reportedly bamboozled into watching multiple episodes of 1993's…

4 years ago

Twitter Celebrates 15 Years of Jack Dorsey Going Through It

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter reached an important milestone this month, celebrating the 15 consecutive years that founder Jack Dorsey has…

4 years ago

‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters

LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…

4 years ago

Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

PASADENA, Calif. — Mars rover Perseverance has already been filled to the brim with ferrite dust, engineers announced this morning.…

4 years ago

VR Enthusiast Wishes the Real World Were More Up Close, Little Blurry

DURHAM, N.C. — Virtual reality gamer Austin Yelts reportedly lost interest in his life after buying an Oculus headset, complaining…

4 years ago