Andy Holt

Andy Holt

EA Sports Just Goes Ahead and Labels Game ‘Pre-Owned’ From the Get-GoEA Sports Just Goes Ahead and Labels Game ‘Pre-Owned’ From the Get-Go

EA Sports Just Goes Ahead and Labels Game ‘Pre-Owned’ From the Get-Go

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Electronic Arts has announced that their sports games will now have “Pre-Owned” printed on the cover,…

4 years ago
Gaming Squad Meets Up in Person to Talk About Gaming Face-to-FaceGaming Squad Meets Up in Person to Talk About Gaming Face-to-Face

Gaming Squad Meets Up in Person to Talk About Gaming Face-to-Face

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — After years of playing video games online, a squad recently met up at a local sports bar…

4 years ago
Opinion: Putting a Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the BibleOpinion: Putting a Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the Bible

Opinion: Putting Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the Bible

If there’s one thing everybody knows about me, it’s that I love realism. Can’t get enough of it. So you…

4 years ago
Nancy Pelosi Deliberately Steers Into Banana Peel After Accidentally Taking Lead in Mario KartNancy Pelosi Deliberately Steers Into Banana Peel After Accidentally Taking Lead in Mario Kart

Nancy Pelosi Deliberately Steers Into Banana Peel After Accidentally Taking Lead in Mario Kart

WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, hit a banana peel on purpose this morning at Mario…

4 years ago
Xbox Controller Just Needs Some Time to Recharge After Grueling 30 Minutes of WorkXbox Controller Just Needs Some Time to Recharge After Grueling 30 Minutes of Work

Xbox Controller Just Needs Some Time to Recharge After Grueling 30 Minutes of Work

MESA, Ariz. — An exhausted local Xbox controller has reportedly taken some time off to chill and recharge after putting…

4 years ago
Jeff Bezos Demands Plate From Every Single Amazon Employee’s Labor Day BarbecueJeff Bezos Demands Plate From Every Single Amazon Employee’s Labor Day Barbecue

Jeff Bezos Demands Plate From Every Single Amazon Employee’s Labor Day Barbecue

MEDINA, Wash. — Upon learning that employees were enjoying Labor Day barbecues with family and friends, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos…

4 years ago
Nintendo Confirms Toadette’s Braids Are the Scalps of Smaller, Weaker ToadettesNintendo Confirms Toadette’s Braids Are the Scalps of Smaller, Weaker Toadettes

Nintendo Confirms Toadette’s Braids Are the Scalps of Smaller, Weaker Toadettes

KYOTO, Japan — In a somber Direct presentation, Nintendo confirmed that the popular character Toadette makes her trademark pigtails from…

4 years ago
Mushroom Kingdom Water Usage Up 25% Since Opening of Mario Golf CourseMushroom Kingdom Water Usage Up 25% Since Opening of Mario Golf Course

Mushroom Kingdom Water Usage Up 25% Since Opening of Mario Golf Course

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A report from the Mushroom Kingdom Department of Water and Power (MKDWP) revealed a steep 25% spike…

4 years ago
Game Freak Confirms New Pokémon Game Will Have ‘Slower Text Than Ever Before’Game Freak Confirms New Pokémon Game Will Have ‘Slower Text Than Ever Before’

Game Freak Confirms New Pokémon Game Will Have ‘Slower Text Than Ever Before’

TOKYO — After releasing an official trailer for Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Game Freak confirmed the new installment will have the…

4 years ago