Andy Holt

Andy Holt

Developers Reveal Mashing Buttons Really Does Make It Load FasterDevelopers Reveal Mashing Buttons Really Does Make It Load Faster

Developers Reveal Mashing Buttons Really Does Make It Load Faster

LOS ANGELES — Major game studios have confirmed that clicking the buttons on the controller really will reduce the load…

4 years ago
Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesn’t Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesn’t HaveGamer Insists PS5 He Doesn’t Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesn’t Have

Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesn’t Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesn’t Have

COLUMBIA, S.C. — In a recent online argument, local gamer Max Anderson was adamant that the PS5 was “far and…

4 years ago
Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives InPhil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In

Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In

SEATTLE — Microsoft executive Phil Spencer commuted home last night to the gigantic Xbox Series X where he resides with…

4 years ago
Arya Stark Unbeatable in MultiVersus Due to Devastating “Sneak Up Out of Nowhere Somehow” AttackArya Stark Unbeatable in MultiVersus Due to Devastating “Sneak Up Out of Nowhere Somehow” Attack

Arya Stark Unbeatable in MultiVersus Due to Devastating “Sneak Up Out of Nowhere Somehow” Attack

BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Bros has confirmed that the character of Arya Stark will be essentially impossible to defeat in…

4 years ago
NBA Preemptively Adds Rule That Says Furries Can’t Play BasketballNBA Preemptively Adds Rule That Says Furries Can’t Play Basketball

NBA Preemptively Adds Rule That Says Furries Can’t Play Basketball

NEW YORK — To get ahead of any confusion stemming from the Air Bud franchise, the NBA has issued a…

4 years ago
Gal Gadot Demands Evil Queen Be Renamed “Queen Acting in Self Defense”Gal Gadot Demands Evil Queen Be Renamed “Queen Acting in Self Defense”

Gal Gadot Demands Evil Queen Be Renamed “Queen Acting in Self Defense”

LOS ANGELES — Before signing on to play the Evil Queen in Snow White, Gal Gadot insisted that Disney rename…

4 years ago
Gamer Unsure If This Is Going to Be a “Pause” Bowel Movement or a “Log Off” Bowel MovementGamer Unsure If This Is Going to Be a “Pause” Bowel Movement or a “Log Off” Bowel Movement

Gamer Unsure If This Is Going to Be “Pause” Bowel Movement or a “Log Off” Bowel Movement

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Daniel Zapata didn’t know if an upcoming bathroom trip would be serious enough to log…

4 years ago
Writer Leaks Details of Upcoming MovieWriter Leaks Details of Upcoming Movie

Writer Leaks Details of Upcoming Movie

MADISON, Wisc. — Popular fantasy novelist Hannah Crimp faced controversy this week after writing down the plot details of an…

4 years ago
Netflix Admits 90% of Menu Tiles Lead NowhereNetflix Admits 90% of Menu Tiles Lead Nowhere

Netflix Admits 90% of Menu Tiles Lead Nowhere

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix was forced to confirm that roughly 90% of the menu tiles in their app have…

4 years ago