Andy Holt

Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has…

6 years ago

DC Fan Practices Defending ‘Aquaman’ Movie in Mirror

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Several of local DC Extended Universe fan Shane Thorne’s roomates have confirmed that he has been practicing…

6 years ago

Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road

ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of…

6 years ago

Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck

RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during…

6 years ago

Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile

I’ve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at…

7 years ago

One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment

ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where…

7 years ago