Andy Holt

Opinion: This Isn’t Actually Spoiler

I know you haven’t seen The Siege of Trenton yet. You had to work the night of the premiere, I…

5 years ago

Subreddit Community Split on Whether Mod Died or Got Job

PITTSBURGH or PHOENIX — Members of the r/GreekPottery subreddit engaged in a community-wide debate this morning after moderator BookrDeLitt remained…

5 years ago

Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You

The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and…

5 years ago

Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always

SAN FRANCISCO — A recent issue of the webcomic Tell Me Shy drew praise from members of the introvert community,…

5 years ago

David Koch Still on Wrong Side of River Styx After Refusing to Pay One-Cent Ferry Tax

STYX — Recently deceased billionaire and libertarian political donor David H. Koch was reportedly still camped on the edge of…

5 years ago

Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is

SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon…

5 years ago

Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK

NEW YORK — Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby,…

5 years ago

I’ve Been in the Army Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once

Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…

5 years ago

‘Super Mario Maker 2’ DLC Lets Mario Wear Wire to Toad Union Meeting

KYOTO — Nintendo has announced a new DLC coming to Super Mario Maker 2 later this year, bringing a new…

5 years ago