Andy Holt

Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a…

5 years ago

Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy

OMAHA, Neb. — Local office worker Chris Thompson, an assistant copywriter at McDalton Consulting Co., allegedly crossed the line into…

5 years ago

Overworked Gamer Wishes He Could Just Stay Home and Hate Games All Day

SEATTLE — After working nearly the entire holiday season without a day off, local Walmart cashier Frank Lamonte reported that…

5 years ago

Ring Fit User Hates How Crowded Adventure Gets in January

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local Nintendo Ring Fit user Dan Remington expressed frustration at the massively increased number people playing…

5 years ago

Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time

TOKYO — In response to intense online pressure, Game Freak founder and CEO Satoshi Tajiri released a statement this morning…

5 years ago

Todd Howard Sends Late Night DM Just Asking Obsidian How They’ve Been or Whatever

BETHESDA, Md. — Bethesda Softworks CEO Todd Howard reportedly sent a message to The Outer Worlds developer Obsidian late yesterday…

5 years ago

G/O Executive Tells Kotaku to Stick to Nintendoes

NEW YORK — G/O Media CEO Jim Spanfeller has reportedly written a stern letter to the editorial staff at video…

5 years ago

Boycotting Porn With Female Characters Sends Gamer on Journey of Self Discovery

LINCOLN, Neb. — In the months since launching a personal boycott of all “politically correct” pornographic material featuring women of…

5 years ago

We Sent Gamer to Drink the Dew on Mount Everest and He Is Almost Certainly Dead

It is with a heavy heart and absolutely no civil or criminal liability whatsoever that Hard Drive must announce the…

5 years ago