Andy Holt

New Strongman Competition Makes You Remove Little Plastic Piece From Joy-Con After It’s Been Put on Upside Down

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — The World’s Strongest Man competition announced a new annual event, in which entrants will compete to…

4 years ago

Gamer Spoilt for Choice Between Game She’s Tired Of and Podcast She Hates

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Patty Kemp reportedly had a difficult time deciding how to entertain herself yesterday evening, with…

4 years ago

Gamer Sets Life to Hard Mode by Sleeping 3 Hours Per Night

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Local gamer Niles Rosenbaum decided to increase the difficulty level of his life by reducing his…

4 years ago

Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…

4 years ago

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

4 years ago

Rockstar: Red Dead Redemption 2 Will Be “Even More Tedious” on Next-Gen Consoles

NEW YORK — In anticipation of upcoming next-gen video game consoles, Rockstar Games has promised an enhanced version of Red…

4 years ago

Vault Boy Skin Introduces Dozens of Glitches to Smash Bros

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…

4 years ago

Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited

Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps…

4 years ago

Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading

While concerned parents continue to wage war on violent video games, they are ignoring a much more serious danger: explicit…

4 years ago