Andy Holt

Andy Holt

Introduction of Alcoholic Mountain Dew Leaves Gamer Wondering What Has Been Getting Them Drunk This Whole TimeIntroduction of Alcoholic Mountain Dew Leaves Gamer Wondering What Has Been Getting Them Drunk This Whole Time

Introduction of Alcoholic Mountain Dew Leaves Gamer Wondering What Has Been Getting Them Drunk This Whole Time

MELBOURNE, Fla. — With the recent rollout of alcoholic Mountain Dew drinks, local gamer Jacob Wright has been left to…

3 years ago
Sparsely Attended ‘Rocky Horror’ Showing Even Sadder Than Usual TonightSparsely Attended ‘Rocky Horror’ Showing Even Sadder Than Usual Tonight

Sparsely Attended ‘Rocky Horror’ Showing Even Sadder Than Usual Tonight

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Due to the passing of singer and actor Meat Loaf, this evening’s monthly showing of cult…

3 years ago
Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated ToMeme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To

Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To

SARASOTA, Fla. — A Facebook meme group about the children’s show Electro-Friends has a more complex web of conflict than…

3 years ago
DLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of ChoresDLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of Chores

DLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of Chores

MONTREAL — Reviews have been favorable for the paid expansions to Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, with gamers praising the vast, colorful…

3 years ago
Gamer Who Just Bought ‘Pokémon Shining Pearl’ Suddenly Really Concerned About Going Outside During OmicronGamer Who Just Bought ‘Pokémon Shining Pearl’ Suddenly Really Concerned About Going Outside During Omicron

Gamer Who Just Bought ‘Pokémon Shining Pearl’ Suddenly Really Concerned About Going Outside During Omicron

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — In the weeks since buying Pokémon Shining Pearl for the Nintendo Switch, local gamer Calvin Palmer has…

3 years ago
Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’

Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’

PENSACOLA, Fla. — Local gamer Floyd Hooper has begun using the phrase “gaming nook” to describe the deep valley in…

3 years ago
Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22

Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — According to longtime business partner EA Sports, beloved sports broadcaster John Madden has passed away at…

3 years ago
X-Ray Reveals Vestigial Third Handle Inside Nintendo Switch Pro ControllerX-Ray Reveals Vestigial Third Handle Inside Nintendo Switch Pro Controller

X-Ray Reveals Vestigial Third Handle Inside Nintendo Switch Pro Controller

BALTIMORE — Johns Hopkins University completed the first successful x-ray of a Nintendo Switch Pro controller, revealing evidence that the…

3 years ago
Gamers Organize Massive Anti-Gamer Rally to Stop GamersGamers Organize Massive Anti-Gamer Rally to Stop Gamers

Gamers Organize Massive Anti-Gamer Rally to Stop Gamers

WASHINGTON — Gamers from around the world gathered at the U.S. Capitol yesterday to demand action against gamers and everything…

3 years ago