Adam Martin

Adam Martin

Dark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is GoodDark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is Good

Dark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is Good

OXFORD, England — Devoted fans of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series have hypothesized that the multiverse contained in the…

5 years ago
Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in ChatMan Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoon’s HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type “TRUMP”…

7 years ago
Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory RoyaleFortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale

Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games’ popular battle royale shooter Fortnite, now available as a mobile game, has successfully removed all…

7 years ago
TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After DeathTV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death

TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death

ATLANTA — AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has scientists perplexed by its ability to continue airing, despite their observations that the…

7 years ago
Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing NoobsTwitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs

Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitch banned user FragDoll today for exposing noobs on her channel, according to lead community manager Aureylian,…

7 years ago
Burglar Steals Everything But Wii UBurglar Steals Everything But Wii U

Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not…

7 years ago
Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards CompatibleAlabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a…

8 years ago