March 31, 2020 Dark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is Good Dark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is Good OXFORD, England — Devoted fans of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series have hypothesized that the multiverse contained in the story’s lore would mean that…
April 14, 2018 Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat Man Anxiously Waiting for HQ Trivia to Start So He Can Type “TRUMP” in Chat KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Larry Pullman, 37, is anticipating this afternoon’s HQ Trivia game in which he plans to type “TRUMP” in the group chat. Playing…
March 26, 2018 Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale Fortnite Mobile Game Eliminates All Other Apps From Phone, Claims Victory Royale CARY, N.C. — Epic Games’ popular battle royale shooter Fortnite, now available as a mobile game, has successfully removed all competing apps from a local…
March 18, 2018 TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death ATLANTA — AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has scientists perplexed by its ability to continue airing, despite their observations that the show has been dead for…
March 15, 2018 Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs SAN FRANCISCO — Twitch banned user FragDoll today for exposing noobs on her channel, according to lead community manager Aureylian, following new guidelines for what…
March 2, 2018 Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not to steal a Wii U…
November 14, 2017 Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a rousing speech from the state’s…
