Ace Watkins

It’s Time for the First Ever Pacifist Run of America

America is the Dark Souls of countries. We live in a brutally challenging world that punishes people for the smallest…

5 years ago

Opinion: We Must Make S the First and Most Powerful Letter in the Alphabet

We all know the expression, “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” Well if I…

5 years ago

You Cannot Have Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex

My fellow Americans: First, let me thank you for the overwhelming support I have received just a month into my…

5 years ago

Opinion: All Twitch Streamers Deserve Minimum Viewership

Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is…

5 years ago