Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’

PENSACOLA, Fla. — Local gamer Floyd Hooper has begun using the phrase “gaming nook” to describe the deep valley in…

3 years ago

Ring Fit Adventure Controller Currently Under Four Pizza Boxes

KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local gamer Eric Hollenbeck was surprised to find the controller for Nintendo’s Ring Fit Adventure under a…

3 years ago

Gamer Lying About Going To High School Prom Describes Dance Scene From Final Fantasy 8

MAUMEE, Ohio — Local gamer Tyler Wozen, while trying to impress a date with his experiences in high school, lied…

3 years ago

Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — According to longtime business partner EA Sports, beloved sports broadcaster John Madden has passed away at…

3 years ago

Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits

NEW YORK — Hulu subscribers are expressing excitement over how much they love the streaming service’s new feature which allows…

3 years ago

“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games

CHICAGO — Local gaming enthusiast Mike Johnston, who is actively ruining video games for everyone, recently took to his blog…

3 years ago

Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own Accord

Cancel culture has been both a blessing and a scourge that has taken social media by storm, destroying the careers…

3 years ago

Body Cam Footage Has Post-Credits Scene Where the Cop Gets Away With It

ST. LOUIS — Police body-cam footage viewers were confident that a local officer recently seen committing a brutal misuse of…

3 years ago

Pixar Confirms They Have Almost Collected Enough Tears for the Ritual

LOS ANGELES — Pixar is reportedly ahead of schedule on their latest top-secret project, a ritual designed to summon an…

3 years ago