Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New JerseyHidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey

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TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in…

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Ah, hello! I see you’ve stumbled across another of the many delightful articles available for perusal on this venerated website.…

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NEW YORK — NBC announced a delay of its latest franchise reboot coming in 2022, citing development issues after nobody…

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Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly TornadoNewly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado

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OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for…

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NEW YORK — During a Q&A panel at the Paley Center for Media, the creative team behind the Disney Channel…

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This week, Nintendo released new footage of Kirby: The Forgotten Land featuring the titular pink puffball character displaying a new…

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You’re gonna want to sit down for this one! After years of speculation, Hard Drive has acquired footage from a…

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Shocking Interview Reveals Matt Damon Thinks ‘The Martian’ Really Happened to HimShocking Interview Reveals Matt Damon Thinks ‘The Martian’ Really Happened to Him

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LOS ANGELES — A recent interview with Variety has revealed that actor Matt Damon apparently thinks the events of 2015’s…

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