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Disney Announces John C. Reilly Will Star in ‘The Guy That Shoots Bambi’s Mom’ Series

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Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In

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New Christopher Nolan Movie Will Require You to Run Between Three Different Theaters

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Man Waking Up From 25-Year Coma Really Pumped That ‘The Simpsons’ Is Still On

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Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because”

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Mario’s Friends Surprise Him With Same Party They’ve Thrown Every Year Since 1998

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Report: Lebron James’ Son Is Lead Developer on ‘MultiVersus’

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Arya Stark Unbeatable in MultiVersus Due to Devastating “Sneak Up Out of Nowhere Somehow” Attack

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