SneezeCon 2021 Cancelled

PHOENIX —  After hoping they’d be able to resume their annual gathering celebrating sneezing and the various subcultures surrounding it,…

3 years ago

Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth

CHICAGO — A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected…

3 years ago

Man Speedruns Whiskey Advent Calendar

SANTA CLARA, Calif. — A new speedrunning record was shattered today after a man drank an entire whiskey advent calendar…

3 years ago

Live Podcast Taping Derailed After Audience Member Skips Forward Fifteen Seconds

NEW YORK — A live podcast taping was disrupted after an audience member skipped ahead fifteen seconds in the middle…

3 years ago

Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit

BEDFORD, Mass. — Local gamer Keith Dickey reportedly attempted to slot himself into his bed’s inventory only to find that…

3 years ago

Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25…

3 years ago

X-Ray Reveals Vestigial Third Handle Inside Nintendo Switch Pro Controller

BALTIMORE — Johns Hopkins University completed the first successful x-ray of a Nintendo Switch Pro controller, revealing evidence that the…

3 years ago

J. Jonah Jameson Blames Omicron Outbreak on Spider-Man’s Movie Showings

NEW YORK — The Daily Bugle Editor-in-Chief J. Jonah Jameson declared that Spider-Man, and his new film Spider-Man: No Way…

3 years ago

Warner Brothers Announces Larry David as MultiVersus DLC Fighter

LOS ANGELES — Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment, in collaboration with developer Player First Games, announced the first round of DLC…

3 years ago