December 5, 2018 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush Funeral Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush Funeral KYOTO, Japan — To honor the death of former U.S. President George H.W. Bush, Nintendo has announced that Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Switch,…
December 2, 2018 Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties the games to a controversial…
November 26, 2018 WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time MONTREAL, Canada — The staff of video content producer WatchMojo.com announced early this morning their decision to unionize and have released a video detailing their…
November 21, 2018 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and received loud cheers upon her…
November 17, 2018 Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President Our country is in political turmoil as we look to our leaders and see no one who will rise up to the challenge of defeating…
November 13, 2018 PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a Phoenix Down to revive him.…
November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
November 5, 2018 Wikileaks Reveals Thousands of Unseen Strong Bad Emails Wikileaks Reveals Thousands of Unseen Strong Bad Emails FREE COUNTRY — Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a massive cache of unseen Strong Bad emails today, sending shockwaves throughout Strong Badia and drawing an angry…
October 18, 2018 We Asked People at Comic Con to Sign a Petition to Make Gamers a Protected Class We Asked People at Comic Con to Sign a Petition to Make Gamers a Protected Class We, the GAMERS of the United States need to rise up and finally make Gamers a protected class. RISE UP and sign the petition today!
