January 7, 2021 Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and a MAGA supporter united after…
February 18, 2019 Report: 90% of Millennials Now Suffering From Kiosk Neck Report: 90% of Millennials Now Suffering From Kiosk Neck WASHINGTON – After calling an unexpected emergency press conference, the United States Surgeon General announced today that 90% of millennials have developed a dangerous condition…
July 2, 2018 Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided to treat himself by purchasing…
March 16, 2018 Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider NEW YORK — Following the breakout success of the recent video game reboot, the newest Tomb Raider movie is now sending Lara Croft on her…
February 23, 2018 Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to re-invent the title as a…
December 9, 2017 ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also being as fragile as spun…
